Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The First B(C)S Rankings

So, it’s October 15th, just a few days until the first official Bowl Championship Series (BCS) rankings of the 2008 season are released, and, in case you didn’t notice, I added a link to the official BCS homepage to the other links on the side of my blog page. It’s always handy to be able to access the BCS rankings at a moment’s notice. And, if you really need an instant headache, that’s a great place to start.

I decided, once again last night, to embark on a mission to understand the BCS ranking formula. I sat at my favorite establishment with a laptop, a tall glass of my favorite beverage and a few of my friends. Unfortunately, none of my friends are M.I.T. statisticians. So we sat there, confounded and confused, silently reading, and wasting, through our efforts to concentrate and comprehend, almost all of the money we spent (on booze) trying to relax.

I’m going to try to explain the BCS formula in the simplest possible terms. There are six computer ranking systems that are considered. These belong to: Jeff Sagarin, Anderson & Hester, Richard Billingsley, Kenneth Massey, Peter Wolfe, and the (Wesley) Colley Matrix. Each has their own methodology, which, in every case except Anderson & Hester, is explained fully on their respective websites. For that reason alone, the Anderson & Hester numbers immediately suffer a credibility gap with me. Combine that with the fact that their website looks like it was the result of somebody’s tenth grade computer class project, and I find myself wondering how in God’s name they could have been included in the formula that helps determine the right to play for, arguably, the most prestigious of the championships in college sports. One can only hope they had to present a summary of their methodology to the BCS czars at some point, and that their methods are at least somewhat more scientific than, let’s say, pulling a number out of your ass. I urge you to go to the websites of each of the computer rankings included in the BCS (they can be found through the BCS link HERE), and read the explanation of their ranking process, and, if you understand all that, you might qualify to be the flight control officer for a space shuttle launch.

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A team’s BCS ranking is based on the average of three things: the USA Today Coaches Poll, the Harris Interactive (media) Poll, and a combined average of four of the six computer rankings – the highest and lowest of the six scores are dropped. One common fallacy is that the BCS formula somehow rewards teams for running up the score. This is not true, except to the degree that human voters in the Harris Interactive Poll and the USA Today Coaches Poll may be influenced by an impressive margin of victory, and, therefore rank one team that wins convincingly higher than another that wins close games. Margin of victory is not a factor in the six computer rankings, and, in fact, that was a deliberate decision on the part of the BCS architects so that bad sportsmanship (i.e. runaway scores) would not be “encouraged or rewarded.”

I'm actually one of those people that thinks the BCS is relatively functional, and a better alternative to many of the much-heralded college football playoff scenarios that have been proposed, but that is a subject for another time, another column, probably during the offseason.

In the meantime, after an entire evening of digesting this information, along with a delicious salad and the better part of a dozen adult beverages, I decided it might be best to just blindly await the wisdom of the BCS czars when it is finally published , and not really try to understand it. After all, I now have a headache.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Afterbirth (Week 7)

You know... the stuff that just kind of falls out when the party's over.

Another Top 5 Bloodletting

For the second year in a row, week 5 proved to be dangerous to ranked teams. (Week 5 Afterbirth Here) Week 7 wasn't much different. Three of the top five teams lost when Texas beat Oklahoma, Oklahoma State beat Missouri and Florida beat LSU. The race for the national championship is once again wide open. The remaining unbeaten teams play each other, for the most part, and previously once-beaten teams like Georgia, Florida, Southern California and Ohio State have renewed hope.

Mister Happy

As a Gator fan, I must say I was extremely happy after Florida beat LSU Saturday night. Not as happy as this guy, but almost:



Oh wait. He's ringing a bell at a Texas Tech game.

Holy Toledo!

How miserable are Michigan fans right now? They're still trying to forget last year's shocking season-opening loss to Appalachian State, and then the Wolverines turn around and lose at home to Toledo. Yes, that Toledo. The Rockets. The team that was shut out at home by Ball State last week. Michigan is now 2-4, and, as a reward for their ineptitude, they get to visit unbeaten Penn State this week. It's going to get much worse before it gets better.

The Burning Sunday Question

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

Thursday, October 9, 2008

My Crystal Ball Says...

...that I know what will happen in this week's key games. Always remember that I'm right, and your team sucks.

Clemson @ #21 Wake Forest
So far this year, four ranked teams have lost to unranked opponents in Thursday night games. I don’t see it happening this week. Wake Forest usually plays relatively mistake-free football. Except for last week when they turned the ball over six times in the shocking home loss to Navy. Clemson needs this game to stay alive in the ACC race. A Demon Deacon win makes them the clear favorite to win the Atlantic Division. I like the Deacons in this one.

Tennessee @ #10 Georgia
Until the loss to Alabama two weeks ago, the last team to beat Georgia was… that’s right, Tennessee. On October 6th, 2007. This year, though, Tennessee is not good. Really not good. They scored 13 points at home last week in a close win over Northern Illinois. This time, the Dawgs get their revenge.

#5 Texas vs #1 Oklahoma (in Dallas)
This is a hard game to pick. Each team is impressive on both side of the ball. Oklahoma has outscored opponents 103-3 in the first quarter this year. If Texas can withstand the early onslaught, they might keep this one close. My gut feeling is that Oklahoma is the better team. And, this time, I think my gut is right.

Notre Dame @ #22 North Carolina
These teams enter the game with identical 4-1 records. The Notre Dame offense seems to be coming around. And QB Jimmy Clausen has shown improvement in the last three games. But North Carolina is another team trying to claw their way back to respectability. Their defense is fast and physical. I like the Tarheels at home.

#4 LSU @ #11 Florida
This is another hard game to pick. On the surface, these two teams appear to be evenly matched. While Florida fans whine about the Gator offense, they lead the league in scoring. And LSU is second. Something tells me that the Gators are still trying to renew their focus after the disappointing home loss to Ole Miss two weeks ago. It should be a great game.

#17 Oklahoma State @ #3 Missouri
Missouri is #2 two in the nation in scoring offense. Oklahoma State is #3. Let’s hope they have extra light bulbs for the scoreboard on standby during this game. Here’s an amazing statistic – Missouri has had 48 offensive possessions so far this season, and have yet to have a three-and-out. Missouri is a great passing team. Oklahoma State is great on the ground. I’d love to see the Cowboys pull an upset, but I think the Tigers win at home.

Nebraska @ #7 Texas Tech
Texas Tech has put up some huge offensive numbers, but against some pretty lousy opponents. The Red Raiders may not score 60 in this game, but they’re good enough to beat a Nebraska team still struggling to find an identity.

#6 Penn State @ Wisconsin
Penn State leads the Big Ten(+1) in total offense and total defense. Wisconsin doesn’t lead the Big Ten(+1) in anything, including the league standings, where they are 0-2. And about to be 0-3.

South Carolina @ Kentucky
Kentucky leads the nation in scoring defense. Then again, three of their four wins are over Norfolk State, Middle Tennessee State and Western Kentucky. Kentucky did have a decent showing against Alabama last week, losing 17-14. Part of me believes that Kentucky should win this one at home. The other part of me thinks the Cocks will win this one. I’m going with the other part of me.

#25 Ball State @ Western Kentucky
Quick, name the team that’s 11th in the nation in total offense. That’s right. Ball State. The Fighting Testes. Oh no, wait. The Cardinals. They’ve started a season 6-0 for the first time since 1965. And that includes a win over the Navy team that beat Wake Forest at home last week. And Western Kentucky is… well, Western Kentucky.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Afterbirth (Week 6)

You know... the stuff that just kind of falls out when the party's over.

The Calm After the Storm

Week 6 in college football was remarkably calm and predictable after the Top 25 massacre that happened last week. I was 10-0 on my Crystal Ball picks (*pats self on back*). Hey, when I suck, I'll admit it, so humor me on the rare occasions when I'm brilliant.

The only “upsets” were Pittsburgh’s Thursday night win at South Florida, and Hawaii’s overtime win at Fresno State. I suppose Vanderbilt’s win over Auburn could be considered an upset, but that was at least somewhat predictable (I predicted it!), and very enjoyable. You’ve heard of the Prevent Defense? Auburn is apparently running the Prevent Offense. LSU's close win over Auburn is suddenly looking a bit less impressive.

Speaking of the Tigers...

If you're a Gator fan, and I am, there is only one thought that will pervade every waking moment (and some of the sleeping ones) during the upcoming week:



Conference Cannibalism

The Big 12 is finding out what it's like to be in the SEC, where you eat your own on a weekly basis. It's so difficult to escape the SEC regular season schedule unbeaten. Then toss in the league championship game, and it's a recipe for a one or two loss season, even for the best of teams. Only in recent years have the alleged experts decided that a one or two loss SEC team is still better than most of the teams out there.

This week, Oklahoma and Texas meet in the Red River Shootout. Which means one of the nation's top five teams will lose. I would argue that Oklahoma and Missouri are the two best teams around. But, assuming both teams continue to win in the regular season, one of them will beat the other in the Big 12 championship game. The loser of that game won't play for the national championship, but they may be, arguably, better than at least one of the teams that does.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

My Crystal Ball Says...

...that I know what will happen in this week's key games. Always remember that I'm right, and your team sucks.

Stanford @ Notre Dame
The Cardinal's 3-2 start has them believing they have a right to talk trash about the Irish. I don't know why. Notre Dame, on the other hand, found some offense in last week's win over Purdue. Notre Dame is 88th in the nation in total offense. Stanford is 105th. Give me the Irish at home.

#24 Connecticut @ North Carolina
Connecticut QB Tyler Lorenzen broke his foot in the win over Louisville, so the Huskies must rely on Notre Dame transfer Zach Frazer. Connecticut's Donald Brown leads the nation in rushing, but North Carolina has a solid, physical defense. And they're playing at home.

#23 Oregon @ Southern California
If Oregon could keep a quarterback healthy, they might have a chance in this game. I think the Ducks can keep it close, but the Trojans have too many horses.

#14 Ohio State @ #18 Wisconsin
The Badger band is suspended for the game for alleged incidents of hazing and sexual misconduct. That will be the difference in the game, right? Nah. Once again, the Badgers get exposed as pretenders. This game should be close, but look for the Buckeyes to find ways to maximize Terrelle Pryor's effectiveness.

#13 Auburn @ #19 Vanderbilt
It’s hard not to root for Vanderbilt – even if only out of sympathy for their decades of football futility. They play smart football – what a shock – ranking second in the nation in fewest penalties per game, and leading the nation in turnover margin. Auburn’s offense is a work in progress, to put it kindly. I like the Commodores.

#12 Florida @ Arkansas
This game is simple. Arkansas is not very good. Florida is very angry.

Florida State @ Miami
This is always a hard-hitting, entertaining game. Both teams have very good defenses, and very average offenses. Somehow, the 'Noles pull this one off.

#5 Texas @ Colorado
Texas has won 5 of the last 6 against Colorado. I don't think this Longhorn team is as good as past incarnations, but they are good enough to beat the Buffs.

#4 Missouri @ Nebraska
The Huskers have beaten Missouri 15 straight times in Lincoln. The streak stops here. Missouri has two legitimate Heisman candidates in QB Chase Daniel and reciever Jeremy Maclin. Nebraska still has a shred of the Big Red pride, and that alone may help them keep the game close. For about five minutes.

Illinois @ Michigan
Wolverine fans think their season turned around last week with the surprising upset of Wisconsin. I don't. I think Illinois has a few too many weapons, and Michigan not quite enough.