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Sources in Knoxville are saying Tennessee head coach Phillip Fulmer will step down at an 11 A.M. news conference tomorrow. Apparently he's going to take a job with FEMA due to his ability to evacuate 100,000 people in less than three hours.

JUST KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHA.......



Sorry coach. Couldn't resist.

Nope. Won't Go There. OK. Maybe I Will.

I’m no longer a sophomore in high school, so I’m trying desperately to avoid the obvious opportunity to make tasteless jokes about Thursday night’s college football game. The game itself is interesting enough, and the anticipation of it doesn’t need to be tainted with locker room humor. Obviously, USC has a lot on the line. It seems they’ve been pre-ordained as this year’s kings of college football. But Oregon State is one team that can claim some success over Southern California in recent years – having won 2 of the last 4 games in Corvallis, including a surprising 33-31 win in 2006.

Still, it’s the Trojans against the Beavers, and I’m having a hard time letting that fact slip past my adolescent fun meter. ;)