This was a familiar sight to Florida fans from 2002 to the middle of 2004. Since then, it has become a familiar sight to Illinois fans. In this photo - an Illegal Procedure exclusive - the rest of you get to know Ron Zook as Florida and Illinois fans know him. He has spent years trying - and failing - to coach his way out of a paper bag.
Let's look at the latest example from this past Saturday.
Ohio State paid a visit to Champaign, and the Illini struggled mightily to keep the game close. Trailing 17-10 in the middle of the 4th quarter, the Illini pieced together a drive that left them at the Buckeyes' 13 yard line with under five minutes to play. Illinois had burned a time out on defense during Ohio State's previous possession, so they had two left. It's 4th and 7.
If you have a normal, functioning brain, you would think to yourself, Ohio State chewed up almost 8 minutes on their last possession - which led to a field goal. Even though I have two time outs, I may not get the ball back. I need to go for it on 4th down. I need a touchdown here. A field goal does me no good. Even if the field goal is good, I still need a touchdown to win.
But Ron Zook, apparently, does not have a normal, functioning brain. He decided to kick a field goal to make it 17-13. Ron, think about this, after that field goal you kicked, you still needed a touchdown. Why not go for it on 4th down? Did you really think you could get a field goal and a touchdown on your last two possessions if, indeed you actually got another possession? And despite the fact that you had managed 10 points in the previous 55 minutes of the game, you thought you were going to score another 10 in the last 5 minutes?
Thankfully for fans of the Zooker, he was saved from Bonehead of the Week status by the actions of Legendary Bonehead Les Miles...
Bonehead of the Week
How many times can Les Miles reach into his bag of lucky tricks and pull out a win? Seriously. Saturday's last second tragically comic ending in the game against Tennessee would probably earn him Bonehead of the Year honors, if we had such a thing.
Trailing 14-10, LSU miraculously drove 69 yards for the winning score, along the way converting a 4th and 14 that should have been a 4th and 9, except for poor clock management that caused a delay of game penalty. Slow play-calling and substitution had caused LSU to burn the last of their timeouts just a moment before. But the preposterously stupid part came at the very end.
With a 2nd and goal at the Tennessee 2 yard line, and time running out, Tiger quarterback Jordan Jefferson scrambled for a yard to the Volunteer 1. With the clock running down to single digits, LSU, inexplicably, decided to change personnel before running the next play. There was no way it was going to work, and, in fact, it didn't. LSU center T Bob Hebert, seeing the clock ticking down near zero, snapped the ball before Jefferson was expecting it. The snap went behind him, and all Jefferson could do was run and fall on it.
Game over.
Except it wasn't.
The only thing more unbelievable than LSU changing personnel with the clock inside of 10 seconds and running was the fact that Tennessee tried to substitute to match LSU's line up. As LSU snapped the ball on what should have been the last, hopeless play of the game, Tennessee had 13 men on the field.
Penalty. Illegal participation.
LSU was allowed to repeat the last play, with no time on the clock, and the result of that play was a Stevan Ridley 1 yard run for the winning score. Final: LSU 16 - Tennessee 14.
What would possibly make anyone think that situation substitution would be a good idea with 9 seconds on the clock and no time outs?
Amazingly, Les Miles thought so. And got away with it.
But he is still the Bonehead of the Week.
Addazio Calling Plays for the Wrong QB
I am still ready and willing to say that Alabama is the best team in the country right now, so let's make no mistake about that. But if you look back at Saturday's win over Florida, it wasn't the colossal beatdown that most of the alleged experts would lead you to believe.
First of all, Florida has been a slow-starting team all year, and Alabama is certainly good enough to take advantage of that. The Gators outgained the Tide by a 2 to 1 margin in the second half. Sure, by then, Alabama had a comfortable lead, but, if you're going to tell me that Nick Saban called off the dogs early then you don't know much about Nick Saban.
Secondly - and I know there isn't much sense in using your imagination to retroactively remove certain plays from a game, but let's think about this - if Florida manages to score touchdowns both times they moved the ball inside the Alabama two yard line and came away empty, and, if they don't throw the pick 6 in the 3rd quarter, then you're looking at a 24-20 game. Still a Florida loss, but not exactly a behind the woodshed whipping.
Thirdly, the Gator defense is good enough to keep them in a game with anybody. When the Florida coaching staff finally realizes that what they have is a drop-back passing quarterback and not a spread option quarterback, and begins calling plays accordingly, they will become significantly more effective.
Florida offensive coordinator Steve Addazio has shown absolutely no ability to establish a tempo or rhythm with his playcalling, and help his new starting quarterback get into the flow of a game. He calls plays as if he has written them on little cut up strips of paper that he then pulls out of a hat during the game.
That little inside hand-off dive play that he likes so much...? Never going to work when there is no credible threat that the quarterback might actually pull that ball out and run around the end with it. Especially if the offensive line is having trouble moving anybody off the line of scrimmage (by the way, Addazio is also the offensive line coach). Having John Brantley run the option sweep to the short side of the field, deep in your own end of the field on second and ten? You must be joking.
Here is my suggestion: immediately remove from the game plan any play that involves John Brantley carrying the ball by design. With all due respect to Brantley, that is not his forte. Opposing defenses pray for that kind of wasted effort, and that kind of opportunity. Why take a chance on getting your most experienced and potentially most-effective quarterback hurt?
During the telecast of Saturday's game, CBS commentator Gary Danielson said it best, "They're calling plays for the wrong quarterback."
I'll go a little further. The playcalling stinks and the offensive line has under-performed. Both of those areas are the direct responsibility of Steve Addazio. I don't care if he ran the ship during Urban Meyer's leave of absence. I don't care if he has stood in for the Pope himself. Florida's two biggest weaknesses right now are his responsibility.
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